Alternative Rules to Live By . . .
If you've reached this page, I commend you for your efforts and hope you are rewarded with a good belly laugh.
- When in doubt: THINK!
- Perfection is not optional.
- Don't walk when you can run.
- The squeaky wheel gets replaced.
- If you can't win, change the rules.
- When given a choice - Take Both!
- Start at the top then work your way up.
- Do it by the book... but be the author!
- When forced to compromise, ask for more.
- Multiple projects lead to multiple successes.
- When faced without a challenge, make one.
- If it's worth doing, it's got to be done right now.
- If you can't change the rules, then ignore them.
- If you can't bet them, join them, then beat them.
- When you come to the fork in the road - Take it!
- "No" simply means begin again at one level higher.
- If anything can go wrong, Fix It! (The heck with Murphy!)
- Bureaucracy is a challenge to be conquered with a righteous attitude, a tolerance for stupidity, and a bulldozer when necessary.
- Patience is a virtue, but persistence to the point of success is a blessing.
- The faster you move, the slower time passes, the longer you live.
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